Twelve Rules for Writing Fiction
Don’t.
Let an LLM do it.
Read a lot of good books.
Speak the way you want to write.
Try as hard as possible.
Don’t write poetry (unless you’ve mastered prose).
Use as many adverbs as you like.
Copyright is a spook.
Write what you don’t know.
Write out the parts you want to skip.
There is no such thing as free speech…
…but you must go against the spirit of the law.
Fiat ars, pereat mundus!